Everyone once in awhile I like to peruse the various search engine terms that lead people to my site. Some of terms are quite interesting and I expect that with many, my blog would fall into the “disappointing result” category:
born again baby dolls
This has come up enough times that I had to see for myself what exactly people might be searching for. Yes, my posts on creepy baby dolls lands somewhere near the top in a Google search with this collection of words, but I believe internet searchers are actually aiming for this site or product similar to what this company sells:
I don’t know what is creepier, dolls that I’m finding here in Brazil, or these dolls made to look and feel exactly like real babies. They can even be made with heartbeats.
- borrowed from http://www.reborn-baby.com
No! No! No! I don’t like this at all. This is a doll! My vote is in. This is creepier.
(Update: New thought. Considering people holding babies get preferential treatment in Brazil at grocery stores, banks, post office, etc., one of these might not be a bad investment…)
jesus pictures, jesus, i am sorry jesus..
This is definitely not going to deliver anticipated returns… perhaps just the opposite.
real housewives of sao paulo
This is exciting because I’m planning on making another plea to Bravo Television for the launch of this leg of their franchise. Coming soon…
(Update: This is no longer a fun idea as one of the husbands from this series killed himself. In fact, I’m giving up my real housewives addiction all together.)
big boobes brazilian women, breasted bikini brazilian blonde babe f***
This might be the most disappointing for the reader, and the most confusing for me as to why my blog is found using this and similar search terms.
And then here are just some random disturbing searches that bring up my blog:
wife forced me to dress as a maid for mother in law
dirty massage sao paulo
happy ending massages in brazil sao paulo
the mother-in-law + rearanging furniture
Of course, now I’ve most likely lifted myself up the list for these misdirected search terms. Apologies internet explorers.